Come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab.

Has the midnight movie of the late '70s and '80s aged after thirty years? Au contraire! As America's youth are evily lured ever more into the comforts of capitalism and consumerism, and kids today are more conservative than their parents, it's time to shake up their world with a film that introduced millions of impressionable minds and their closeted loins to the sensual pleasures of bisexuality, transvestism and overall hedonism. Two innocent youth (Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick) meet up with alien, omni-sexual transvestite scientist Dr. Frank N. Furter and end up as kinky singing and dancing sluts. It's better than drugs...well, maybe not, but at least as good!

-- Raymond Murray